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I Have A Crush On You

At FireFold, one of our most common methods of office communication is Yahoo Messenger.  While Yahoo is great for instant messaging, unfortunately a bit of spam works its way through now and then, as our lucky CSR discovered recently when he received an unusual friend request on Friday afternoon.  Our CSR attempted to maintain his professionalism throughout the conversation, as he would with any contact, but it was impossible for him to ignore the fun to be had.

learyx avykuga: Hello.
CSR: hello
learyx avykuga: Hey Bill.
CSR: hi, how do we know each other?
learyx avykuga: This is difficult for me to do because I'm shy..but, I have a crush on you. I have been sending you emails but have gotten no response.
learyx avykuga: I've never been able to tell you for reasons which you would quickly identify as obvious if you knew who this was.
CSR:lol
learyx avykuga: With that said, I want you to guess who I am, and approach me yourself.
CSR: That would cause many uncomfortable moments
learyx avykuga: To help you out with your guessing I made a few pictures and videos with "Bill" written on my body.
learyx avykuga: They're kind of risqué photos so I had to make a profile at www.com and post them there.
learyx avykuga: Did you get my last IM about the risqué photos? If you didn’t get the link, visit it in my yahoo profile.

CSR: ok enough
CSR: I’m working
learyx avykuga: My username in the members area is "BillandME09" (It's a free website but you might need a CC or Debit to verify your age because I had to. Sigh.)
learyx avykuga: Once you are inside, search for me. I want you to guess who I am and then approach me yourself. I'm shy and this is the bravest thing I've probably ever done, but you need to do the rest.CSR: listen up, I’m at work
learyx avykuga: I won’t ever be able to get on Yahoo Messenger again. This is my only day, so come talk with me on the website.
CSR: u shush
CSR: kk?
learyx avykuga: Kisses, Secret Admirer